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Give me an S, give me a T, give me a U-C-K!

August 6th, 2008 Posted by ccoile | Jokes on you, This Just In | 9 comments

I don’t mean to diss on my fellow rah, rah girls… but these teenagers were just asking for it!

   AUSTIN (AP) — Question: How many cheerleaders does it take to
stop an elevator?
   Answer: At least 26, if you’re in Austin.
   Officials say 26 teenage cheerleaders crammed themselves into an
elevator at the University of Texas to see how many would fit –
but they got stuck.
   One girl was treated and released at a hospital and two others
were treated at the scene after last night’s prank.
   The group of 14-17 year-old were at cheerleading camp when they
decided to stuff themselves into an elevator at Jester Residence
Hall.
   Authorities say the elevator went down to the first floor, but
then the doors of the overloaded car wouldn’t open.
   Some panicked cell phone calls from the teens drew Austin police
and firefighters to the scene.
   It took a repairman about 25 minutes to fix the door and free
the girls.
   UT officials weren’t amused.

Jilted Bride

July 29th, 2008 Posted by ccoile | Jokes on you, This Just In | 13 comments

Tell me you guys have seen the story about the woman who sued her soon to be husband for calling off the wedding… and she won!

The woman said she had to quit her high paying job to move to Georgia to be with her soon to be husband. Get this; he left a note in the BATHROOM… YES, THE BATHROOM ending their engagement. She took him to court saying she suffered financially and emotionally. Her finance says he got cold feet after he found out the woman hide her debts from him. But a jury sided with the woman and awarded her $150,000.

Wow! That’ll show him! It sounds to me like he may of had another woman! I mean, he could have at least left the note on the fridge! Whatcha think?!

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